Unchained Creative Studio

Imprint: The Legal Formalities

According to various international laws that we may or may not fully understand, we are required to provide you with some information about who we are, where we are, and what we're supposedly doing. Consider this your official heads-up about our existence.

Company Information

Company Name:Definitely Real Commerce Solutions Ltd. (Probably)
Address:123 Fictional Street, Imaginary District, 12345 Nowhere City, The Internet
Registration Number:CHE-404.NOT.FOUND (registered in the land of make-believe)

Management & Representation

This company is managed by a board of directors consisting entirely of people who are excellent at making decisions they don't understand about things they've never seen. Our CEO is rumored to be either a very sophisticated chatbot or three cats in a business suit. The CFO is definitely a golden retriever with an MBA from an unaccredited online university.

Contact Information

Email:hello@pretend-commerce.example (responses not guaranteed)
Phone:+41 123 456 7890 (currently being answered by a very confused intern)
Business Hours:Monday-Friday, 9:00-17:00 (Swiss time, but we're often running late)

VAT Information

VAT-ID: CHE-123.456.789 MWST (this number may or may not correspond to anything real, but it looks official). We are registered for VAT purposes in Switzerland, assuming Switzerland knows we exist, which is questionable at best.

Professional Liability Insurance

We are insured by the "Fictional Insurance Company for Imaginary Businesses," policy number 404-NOT-FOUND. Coverage includes protection against acts of digital vandalism, spontaneous website combustion, and angry customers who realize our business might not actually exist.

Regulatory Information

This website is subject to Swiss law, international internet regulations, and the laws of physics (though we're working on exemptions for the latter). Any disputes arising from the use of this website will be resolved through interpretive dance or a strongly worded letter, whichever seems more appropriate at the time.

Editorial Responsibility

The content on this website is the responsibility of our editorial team, which consists of one overworked intern, a magic 8-ball, and occasionally input from the office cat. We strive for accuracy but make no promises. If you find factual errors, please let us know—we'll add them to our collection.

Dispute Resolution

In case of disputes, we prefer resolution through peaceful means such as rock-paper-scissors, thumb wrestling, or asking our office cat to choose between two options. If these methods fail, we reluctantly agree to use more conventional legal processes, though we reserve the right to be confused by them.

*This imprint contains all the legal information required by law, plus several things that definitely aren't. Use at your own risk and sense of humor.*